Step 1: eat breakfast and smear in hair
Step 2: have mommy hold you over the sink and quickly wipe out all the big pieces
Step 3: eat lunch and smear more food in your hair
Step 4: have mommy try wiping out most with a wet washcloth as she hurries out the door to pick up the other kids from school
Step 5: fall asleep in the car seat
Step 6: have mommy move you to the crib and blissfully sleep for another 2 hours
And there you have it! You follow those steps and you too, can have hair like that!
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