Valentine's Day Rap

So, picture this.

It's Valentine's day.
My stomach is still churning from my previous 2 day ago stomach flu.
My hubby has spent most of the last night up pooping...or puking.

I have tried to make the evening as special as I can for my kiddos....the ones that can digest food.

My husband stumbles out to the dinner table, in his robe, and says he has a gift for me.

"Just as long as I can keep 2 feet between us" slipped out before I could think about it.
Blame it on dehydration, lack of sleep, whatever.

Then he proceeds to perform this rap (hunched over, with stomach cramps, sweating as his fever is breaking, in dirty, stinky clothing).
 It was sooooo romantic.


I married you once and 100 times over
cause the way you make me feel, 
I'm like a dog named Rover (woof)

Nutty, crazy, my mind's a bit hazy,
as I dream about you while I'm sitting in my lazy....

...Boy, you're not a toy,
Like Aretha you need respect,
and against all perpetrators 
its you I will protect.

Cause we're in a covenant,
I love it,
I want some more of it.
Don't refrain your love for me,
Cause I might throw a fit.

Cause you're my valentine...
You're my valentine...
You're my valentine.

It's you whom I married
and whose hand I promise to hold.
Through fire and wind
I'll be with you till we're old.

Yes we made babies,
we're crazy, but 
those suckas don't faze me.
Cause you and me shoulder to shoulder 
we can face an army.

So let's date,
We'll roller skate,
I promise not to be late. 
We'll live in bliss
I'll give you a kiss.
It's all love and not hate.

Cause we're in a covenant.
I love it.
I want some more of it.
Don't refrain your love for me
Or I'm gonna throw a fit.

Cause your my valentine,
My Valentine,
My valentine.


Besides the fact that I thought he was going to drop to the floor due to exhaustion from the flu, it was pretty darn sweet.  And funny.

Happy Vday from my hubs....but I'll take on a rain check on the hugging and kissing...m'kay?