Round 3

"Once upon a time there was a girl who couldn't stand barf.
And then she got a dog. And he barfed all the time.
And then she had 4 kids. And they barfed all the time.
And then she went crazy."
The end.

We had round 3 of the stupid stomach flu last week.

If I met the stomach flu, I would punch it in the face,
then kick it while it was down,
and walk away.

Three times.

Three, stinking, stupid, times.

I quit.