10 Signs that I am 10 months Pregnant

1. All my shoelaces are tied on the inside of the foot because a) bending over is an impossibility and b) I can no longer see my feet.
2. I will glare at you and growl if you ask me how I am feeling.
3. The words dilation, effacement, and cervix are now common terms in many conversations.
4. Every time I laugh, sneeze, or cough, there is a 50/50 chance I will pee my pants.
5. Cleaning my house requires 8 hours, and many, many breaks. This is sad because we live in a very small house...
6. Getting up off of the floor is no longer reasonable. If I end up there, I will stay for a really, really, really long time.
7. The idea of birthing a 8+ lb baby no longer frightens me. I am longing for it to happen, and researching all sorts of methods to bring on labor is an almost daily task.
8. The most time consuming task in my day is peeing, and I am familiar with all bathrooms within a 15 mile radius of our house.
9. Meals consist of taking a few bites of food, taking a tums, and enviously watching the rest of my family devour their dinner.
10. I am winded from sitting here typing.

Only a few weeks left.....